What you hear now may shock you. Have you ever wondered what Obama is going to do about the H1N1 virus? I interviewed him. "Well" he said," it's $5 for a vaccine each" Obama what about the people who's homeless and have no money is what I ask? He answers "They pay extra!' Well Barack, can I call you that?" No" "Any way what about you and your family?"
"They are free" "Well why don't you pay so we can give the money to the economy to help us out?" "Listen I have a meeting to go to a meeting to so I bid you and my family adieu"
Well you read it so save a lot of money!
bye!
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
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6/12/09
Obama's choice
Obama has decided to give the Jonas brothers the annual peace prize. I know it was the right choice because they're the best band EVER! So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so 1 thousand times so much better than Hannao Montano or whatever his name is oh you know who
I'm talking about you know the really really really really ugly one. Anyway I know the power of being the best in the world won't go to their head.
4/23/09
news report
Barack Obama has decided to ban Hannah Montana from T.V because her singing was so terrible.
"Her voice was like two subway cars colliding," the President said. "I couldn't sleep, my daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann were playing her songs all night and then they dragged me to her movie. I had to leave in the middle of it and throw up in the bathroom. A beautiful lunch, right in the toilet!"
President Obama has introduced legislation in both houses of Congress to have Hannah Montana's songs banned from radio and the Disney Channel and all TV shows and the radio.
"I just can't stand her songs," he said. "I don't know what I'd do if I heard them again. I'd rather shake hands with Hugo Chavez!"
His daughters might be sad but the earth could soon be saved "from the best of both worlds" of the pop superstar.
Plus, she's hideous, like a dog!
"Her voice was like two subway cars colliding," the President said. "I couldn't sleep, my daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann were playing her songs all night and then they dragged me to her movie. I had to leave in the middle of it and throw up in the bathroom. A beautiful lunch, right in the toilet!"
President Obama has introduced legislation in both houses of Congress to have Hannah Montana's songs banned from radio and the Disney Channel and all TV shows and the radio.
"I just can't stand her songs," he said. "I don't know what I'd do if I heard them again. I'd rather shake hands with Hugo Chavez!"
His daughters might be sad but the earth could soon be saved "from the best of both worlds" of the pop superstar.
Plus, she's hideous, like a dog!
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