4/30/09
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4/23/09
news report
Barack Obama has decided to ban Hannah Montana from T.V because her singing was so terrible.
"Her voice was like two subway cars colliding," the President said. "I couldn't sleep, my daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann were playing her songs all night and then they dragged me to her movie. I had to leave in the middle of it and throw up in the bathroom. A beautiful lunch, right in the toilet!"
President Obama has introduced legislation in both houses of Congress to have Hannah Montana's songs banned from radio and the Disney Channel and all TV shows and the radio.
"I just can't stand her songs," he said. "I don't know what I'd do if I heard them again. I'd rather shake hands with Hugo Chavez!"
His daughters might be sad but the earth could soon be saved "from the best of both worlds" of the pop superstar.
Plus, she's hideous, like a dog!
"Her voice was like two subway cars colliding," the President said. "I couldn't sleep, my daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann were playing her songs all night and then they dragged me to her movie. I had to leave in the middle of it and throw up in the bathroom. A beautiful lunch, right in the toilet!"
President Obama has introduced legislation in both houses of Congress to have Hannah Montana's songs banned from radio and the Disney Channel and all TV shows and the radio.
"I just can't stand her songs," he said. "I don't know what I'd do if I heard them again. I'd rather shake hands with Hugo Chavez!"
His daughters might be sad but the earth could soon be saved "from the best of both worlds" of the pop superstar.
Plus, she's hideous, like a dog!
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4/18/09
who dies in west side story?
There are several people who die in West Side Story, these include Riff (the head of the Jets), Bernardo (the head of the Sharks) and Tony (Marias's boyfreind and old member of Jet gang)
4/16/09
4/15/09
fail
For this fail all I want to say is "kids don't run with forks .whats wrong with you guys!!!!!!!.MAN!"
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see more pwn and owned pictures
4/14/09
Sorry
I'm sorry my viewers that I haven't been writing posts and LOL Dogs, daily fails, and so on. A lots been happening lately like Sat. I went to a River Rats game and we didn't get home until 12:00 and Sunday my family and I were celebrating Easter. And yesterday well I don't know why BUT I'll make up for it.
4/10/09
4/8/09
la la land lyrics
I am confident
But I still have my moments
Baby, that's just me
I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's
Baby, that's just me
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine, machine
Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress
Well, baby, that's just me [ah]
Who says I can't be single
And have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
'cause of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land...
Tell me, do you feel the way I feel
'Cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land machine
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land machine
Well, I will stay the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine
Machine
I won't change anything in my life
I won't change anything in my life
I'm staying myself tonight
I'm staying myself tonight
La, la, la, la, la
But I still have my moments
Baby, that's just me
I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's
Baby, that's just me
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine, machine
Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress
Well, baby, that's just me [ah]
Who says I can't be single
And have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
'cause of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land...
Tell me, do you feel the way I feel
'Cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land machine
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land machine
Well, I will stay the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine
Machine
I won't change anything in my life
I won't change anything in my life
I'm staying myself tonight
I'm staying myself tonight
La, la, la, la, la
hannay's technology for today
Hi my fellow viewers. I see that your presents is near. I demand that If you aren't looking at the screen now that you do as told! I just wanted to tell you about my technology for today...T.Vs. T.Vs are great! They let you watch your favorite shows. Also you can watch new shows that just started like the THE ANDY GRIFFETH show. I'm done telling you what I favor most about technology today so all I have to say now is I can't wait until color T.VS come out!
Good-bye and farewell for today!
4/7/09
hanay's technology for today
Hi,my fellow people I brought your pupils to the screen today for this special announcement, my technology for today... cellul
ar phones. This device has helped me with a lot of tough spots, like when I tried to stop the pirates from eating the klondike bars from my freezer. O.K now you may blink and take your pupils away from the screen because I am stating that I am done with the conversation.
Good-bye and farewell
ar phones. This device has helped me with a lot of tough spots, like when I tried to stop the pirates from eating the klondike bars from my freezer. O.K now you may blink and take your pupils away from the screen because I am stating that I am done with the conversation.Good-bye and farewell
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