Did you know that Chuck Norriss' birthday tomorrow? Here are some jokes to ease your pain.
1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
3.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
4.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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