news report

Barack Obama has decided to ban Hannah Montana from T.V because her singing was so terrible.
"Her voice was like two subway cars colliding," the President said. "I couldn't sleep, my daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann were playing her songs all night and then they dragged me to her movie. I had to leave in the middle of it and throw up in the bathroom. A beautiful lunch, right in the toilet!"
President Obama has introduced legislation in both houses of Congress to have Hannah Montana's songs banned from radio and the Disney Channel and all TV shows and the radio.
"I just can't stand her songs," he said. "I don't know what I'd do if I heard them again. I'd rather shake hands with Hugo Chavez!"
His daughters might be sad but the earth could soon be saved "from the best of both worlds" of the pop superstar.
Plus, she's hideous, like a dog!