hanay's technology for today

Hi,my fellow people I brought your pupils to the screen today for this special announcement, my technology for today... cellular phones. This device has helped me with a lot of tough spots, like when I tried to stop the pirates from eating the klondike bars from my freezer. O.K now you may blink and take your pupils away from the screen because I am stating that I am done with the conversation.

Good-bye and farewell